The only reason I'm fat is because Sign (Carved)(Pick your own stain)


The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality

The wood used pine

Picture is stained aged grey

Stain options
Weathered Oak
Aged Grey
Golden Oak
15" wide
3/4" depth
5 1/2" Tall

We can customize any pieces to fit your needs. Just let us know how we can help.

Shipping from United States

Item will be shipped within 2-10 business days.


You will have up 14 days upon receiving the item. Money back for purchased item not including shipping cost. Buyer is responsible for shipping cost.
This does not include any custom orders or customize orders.
Custom orders are case by case.


All products are made by artist from Indiana.

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